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How long does shipping take?
Pre-orders dispatch on 12 October. UK delivery is 2–3 days, EU 3–5 days, and rest of world 5–10 days. You'll get a tracking link the moment it leaves us.
Reviews & FAQ
Desk-tested. Questions answered.
Honest notes from early testers, real product footage, and the details to know before you pre-order.
01 / First impressions
Early tester reviews
Feedback from people who tried the first production samples in real working environments.
Early tester
“Put the yellow sign up before my 3pm standup. Nobody called. Worth every penny.”
Hannah M.
Product Manager, London
Early tester
“Bought one for myself and one for my work bestie. We both got fewer meetings that week.”
Dele O.
Designer, Berlin
Early tester
“Heavier than I expected, sits solidly on the desk. Looks far more expensive than it was.”
Sara K.
Founder, remote
02 / In use
See them on the desk
03 / The details
Frequently asked questions
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What are they made of?
The red signs ('Out of Office', 'Do Not Disturb') are glossy tent-fold signs with crisp white lettering. The yellow signs ('I'm On Break', 'Out to Lunch') are high-visibility fold-out A-frames with raised black lettering. All four signs stand on their own and fold flat. The 'Fucking Urgent' memo pad contains 50 tear-off lined paper sheets measuring 112 × 155 mm.
03
How much is delivery?
UK delivery is £3.99 and free on orders over £40. Europe delivery is £9.99 and worldwide delivery is £14.99.
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Do you offer business or bulk orders?
Yes — orders of 10+ qualify for volume pricing and net-30 terms. Reach out via the contact form and we'll send a quote within a business day.